otter-blotters:

Put ‘em up!

daftlypunk:

i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

"If you’re gonna bail, bail early. This applies to relationships, college classes, and sledding,"
Advice from my high school science teacher, Mr. Miller (via mumfordslionheart)

Also Olympic lifts….lol

(via fitblrsneversayquit)

There were so many guys at the gym yesterday that I didn’t want to lift, so I just did cardio, but I’m gonna go tomorrow and show them up

"You don’t have to be pretty like her. You can be pretty like you."
One of the most freeing things I have ever heard (via firecannotkillabadwolf)
"Maybe a relationship is just two idiots who don’t know a damn thing except the fact that they’re willing to figure it out together."

Could this thunderstorm just not have woken me up 😒😒😒

http://spinachandchocolate.tumblr.com/post/97841911867/donut-give-a-fuck-about-abs
http://spinachandchocolate.tumblr.com/post/97841911867/donut-give-a-fuck-about-abs

donut-give-a-fuck-about-abs:

captainsteggysteve:

donut-give-a-fuck-about-abs:

arekayisevolving:

the-gains-man:

arekayisevolving:

donut-give-a-fuck-about-abs:

Being on tumblr as an Australian can get really confusing at times, the amount of times I see TMI…

fitforfightx:

Well I actually look kinda decent today!
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fitforfightx:

The “I’m done with your shit and if you fuck with me I’ll kill you” look.
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penandpage:

itssexualhour:

so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop